Blessd, Anuel AA, Kris R., Luar La L, ROA & Yan Block – YOGURCITO REMIX. Lyrics & Meaning

Blessd, Anuel AA, Kris R., Luar La L, ROA & Yan Block – YOGURCITO REMIX : An Unapologetic Anthem to Raw Desire

Ever had someone on your mind so much that it’s almost a physical ache? You know the feeling. You’re trying to work, hang out with friends, or just get through your day, but their face keeps popping into your head. You’re scrolling through their photos, re-reading old texts, and just wishing you could close the distance between you. It’s a mix of frustration and pure, unfiltered wanting.

Well, if that intense feeling had a soundtrack, it would be the bass-heavy, no-holds-barred “YOGURCITO REMIX.” This track is way more than just another club banger; it’s a deep dive into the story of a physical obsession that’s impossible to shake. Let’s break down what’s really going on behind the explicit lyrics and infectious beat.

The Story Behind “YOGURCITO REMIX” by Blessd, Anuel AA, and the All-Star Crew

At its core, this song is a narrative of pure, unadulterated lust. It’s not a love story in the traditional sense; it’s a story about an electrifying physical connection that overshadows everything else. The artists aren’t trying to be poetic or romantic. They are painting a very vivid, almost cinematic picture of a late-night rendezvous fueled by mutual desire. The central theme is the frustration of being apart and the intense fantasy of what will happen when they finally get together.

From the very beginning, the lyrics set a tone of impatience and longing. It’s about not being satisfied with just seeing someone through a screen. As Blessd kicks it off:

Yo no me conformo a verte por las foto’
I’m not satisfied seeing you in photos
Mándame la ubi para yo llegarle
Send me the location so I can get to you
En el cuarto, baby, vamo’ a hace’ una porno
In the room, baby, we’re going to make a porno
Te jalo del pelo, no va’ a quitarte

I’ll pull your hair, you’re not going to pull away

That “porno” line might sound shocking, but it’s a metaphor. They’re talking about creating a private, intensely personal world where there are no inhibitions, just the two of them acting out their fantasies. It’s about a connection so raw and real that it feels like something out of a movie.

Lyrics: "YOGURCITO REMIX" by Blessd, Anuel AA, Kris R., Luar La L, ROA & Yan Block

Blessd, Anuel AA, Kris R., Luar La L, ROA & Yan Block – YOGURCITO REMIX [ENGLISH Translation]

YOGURCITO REMIX.

Yeah, yeah
It’s gonna be bad to record the album here in the middle of a tour

Eh-eh-eh, you’re gonna think about me
Wherever you are, wherever you are
Lie to yourself, no matter how much they ask
If I’m with you
I pass on these hoes, that’s my baby (Eh-eh)
You come down here, and you get me high (High)
That feeling is a cure, that body is an adventure (Ah)
Why are you so cute with that look? (Ah-ah)
That little pussy smells like fruit

I’m not content to just see you in photos (Photos)
Send me your location so I can get to you (Get to you)
In the room, baby, we’re gonna make a porno (Oh-oh)
I’ll pull your hair (Hair), you won’t pull away (Uah)
What does that booty of yours have, mommy? (Mommy)
That makes me think of you when I’m alone (Alone)
The most insane thing is when I make you come (Come)
And you tell me: “Daddy, I don’t want to be with anyone else”

So good, addicted to your pussy
You take off my clothes, I put it on you
She likes expensive things, she gets wet if I touch her
She pulls down her panties and sent me a photo

Pretty, super cool (-ool), with her titties standing up (Standing up)
I’m gonna give it to you in Culiacán, she fell in love with my little golden Glock (Brr)
Tussy, molly, and water so we can fuck well (Fuck well)
Mommy, take a photo of me with the Norinco (With the Norinco)
To eat that little pussy in the hotel room, I’ll take a shot of Vitafer
It’s not the same
You fucking with him, as Anuel fucking you
Tell me, baby, let’s roll a blunt and smoke some pure stuff (Smoke some pure stuff)
I lit up, there are gray clouds, mommy, now your little pussy is gonna rain (Your little pussy is gonna rain)

That jerk left your heart broken (Broken)
That asshole doesn’t know how to fuck you (Fuck you)
In the room, baby, we’re gonna make a porno (Porno)
I’ll lick your ass after you bend over (The AA)

The AP in my hand, move all that for me
She says no one has given it to her like I did
I make you turn into a devil, words are unnecessary
Because in bed, we don’t talk, we break the bed
In bed, we always fix things when we argue (Mmm)
It’s more than seven rounds and we always come
She asks me not to stop, to punish her more
This nymphomaniac has me wrapped up in her nest (Rrr)

I’m not content to just see you in photos (Ay)
Send me your location so I can get to you (You know I’m Sobr3natural, baby, [?])
In the room, baby, we’re gonna make a porno
I’ll pull your hair, you won’t pull away (What?)

I’m not content with seeing you on camera (No)
I want you on all fours in my bedroom (Tell me, baby)
Baby (Tell me, mommy), so you can get wet like Navy soldiers (Brr; What?)
I’m the Sportacus of your Lazy Town (Uh-huh)
I’ll give you the McGrady and it’s not Tracy (Black, hehe)
I’ll stay stuck like glue (What?)
You have me crazy, totally crazy (Huh?)
Beyoncé and JAY-Z, JAY-Z and Beyoncé (Uh-huh)
You’re the wish I make when the clock hands hit 11:11 (It’s you, mommy), yeah
Tell me what we’re gonna do then (Tell me what)
I’ll pick you up and ride around Monserrate (Brrum)
The blunt kicks me, it took karate
And here I am thinking about getting you pregnant (Hehe)
There’s no fix if I mess up (What?)
You shot when I aimed (Brr)
That pussy is my cherry, I got it (Hey)
Dividing your seas, I feel like Moses (Uh-huh)
And if I get you pregnant, well, we’ll deal with it [?] (For sure), heh
How awesome (How awesome)
I like it when you hang on the pole
You’re my little duck, baby, I’m your Pablo
I’ll light up the ugly one who touches my pretty one

So good, addicted to your pussy
You take off my clothes, I put it on you
She likes expensive things, she gets wet if I touch her (Uah)
She pulls down her panties (Uah) and sent me a photo (Uah)

Before me, you were so bored, like KAROL with FERXXO
I always take you to heaven, ma, like Chencho
My goddess, my religion, also my temple
I’m not lying, I’m really getting caught up
You’re my little whore, such a nympho
Whenever I don’t get it in, you get mad
Pretty on social media, even hotter in person
So many passes, hints, but you never mention me

Send me your location, I’m coming to get you
If it’s not with you, I’d rather be alone
Mommy, to make you, God had to make an effort
Today I want to fuck you, let’s make a porno

So good, addicted to your pussy
You like expensive things, and I shine with everything
She likes expensive things, she gets wet if I touch her (So good)
She pulls down her panties and sends me a photo (Look at that, for real)

I pour oil all over her ass, light the candles, it looks like a ritual (Hey)
I buy a slushie, I mix some honey in, how good; my love, today I want to give it to you (How good)
She’s a nymphomaniac, how you wrap me up with sex (Ugh)
Because of you, she’d be a millionaire, as if she were charging for it
How good it is to eat you (Shh), I just gave it to you and I don’t want to leave (Ah)
First date, you went in a skirt and I fingered you in the movie theater (Shh)
I put in my little yogurt, my dick gets hard and she fills it with slobber
She has a resemblance to my exes, whenever I leave her, she calls me (Hahaha)
She’s so sexy (Ha), from the neighborhood, but fancy
Let’s do it on a jet ski, with a view of the dam (Hey)
My love, you’re my whore, and also my princess (Shh)
I love to go down on her, she put on strawberry lubricant

So good, I’m addicted to that pussy
Little white parrot, squinted eyes (Yeah)
So good, I’m addicted to that pussy
Little white parrot, squinted eyes
So good, so good, so good that little pussy
Even more when it’s wet, my love, from the little kisses
So good, so good, I swear, my love
Come closer slowly, I’ll put a little finger in

Haha, Hail Mary, my love (Ay)
I don’t know what to say here, come on, flow (Haha)
Come on, make love to me so good, my queen, because
You know, in bed, why talk?
Words are unnecessary, right?
Always Blessd
And this is for you, you know who
Tell me, Jara
With The Blessed One
My love, you know, on any damn beat
For sure, La K (Eh-eh-eh, you’re gonna think about me)
This is the remix
Better yet, The Money Makers (Wherever you are)
Prime, Deezy (Wherever you are)
Money Makers (Lie to yourself, no matter how much they ask)
(If I’m with you)

Blessd, Anuel AA, Kris R., Luar La L, ROA & Yan Block – YOGURCITO REMIX [ORIGINAL Lyric]

Yeah, yeah
Va a estar malo grabar el álbum aquí en medio de gira

Eh-eh-eh, tú va’ a pensarme
Donde sea que esté’, donde sea que esté’
Miéntete, por más que pregunten
Si yo estoy con usted
Le picheo a esta’ puta’, esa es la baby (Eh-eh)
Tú baja’ pa’ acá, me la sube’ (Sube’)
Esa nota e’ una cura, ese cuerpo e’ una aventura (Ah)
¿Por qué ese piquete tan chula? (Ah-ah)
Ese totito te huele a fruta

Yo no me conformo a verte por las foto’ (Foto’)
Mándame la ubi para yo llegarle (Llegarle)
En el cuarto, baby, vamo’ a hace’ una porno (Oh-oh)
Te jalo del pelo (Pelo), no va’ a quitarte (Uah)
¿Qué es lo que tiene ese booty tuyo, mami? (Mami)
Que me haces pensarte cuando yo estoy solo (Solo)
Lo má’ hijueputa es cuando te hago venir (Venir)
Y me dice’: “Papi, no quiero con otro”

Rico, adicto a tu toto
Me quitas las prenda’, yo te lo coloco
Le gusta lo caro, se moja si la toco
Se baja los pantys y me mandó una foto

Bonita, chimbita (-ita), con las tetita’ paraíta’ (Paraíta’)
Te voy a dar en Culiacán, se enamoró de mi Glock doradita (Brr)
Tussi, molly y water pa’ chingarno’ rico (Chingarno’ rico)
Mami, tírame una foto, yo con el Norinco (Con el Norinco)
Pa’ mamarte el totito en el cuarto del hotel, me tomo un shot de Vitafer
No e’ lo mismo
Que esté’ chingando con él, a que te lo meta Anuel
Dime, bebé, enrolamo’ un bate y fumamo’ puré (Fumamo’ puré)
Prendí, hay nubes grise’, mami, ahora tu totito va a llover (Tu totito va a llover)

Ese cabrón te dejó el corazón roto (Roto)
Ese carechimba no sabe culearte (Culearte)
En el cuarto, baby, vamo’ a hace’ una porno (Porno)
Yo te lambo el culo despué’ de empinarte (La AA)

En la mano el AP, mueve todo eso pa’ mí
Dice que nadie le ha da’o así como yo le di
Yo hago que te conviertas en diabla, palabras sobran
Porque en la cama no se habla, partimos tabla
En la cama arreglamo’ siempre que discutimo’ (Mmm)
Son má’ de siete polvo’ y siempre nos venimo’
Me pide que no pare, que le dé más castigo
Esta ninfomaníaca me tiene envuelto en su nido (Rrr)

Yo no me conformo a verte por las foto’ (Ay)
Mándame la ubi para yo llegarle (Tú sabe’ que yo soy Sobr3natural, bebé, [?])
En el cuarto, baby, vamo’ a hace’ una porno
Te jalo del pelo, no vas a quitarte (¿Qué?)

No me conformo con verte por cámara (No)
Te quiero en cuatro en mi recámara (Dime, baby)
Baby (Dime, mami), pa’ que te moje’ flow soldado’ del Navy (Brr; ¿Qué?)
Soy el Sportacus de tu Town Lazy (Ajá)
Te meto el McGrady y no e’ Tracy (Black, jeje)
Me quedo pegado como glue (¿Qué?)
Tú me tiene’ loco, bien crazy (¿Ah?)
Beyoncé y JAY-Z, JAY-Z y Beyoncé (Ajá)
Ere’ el deseo que pido cuando las aguja’ ‘el reloj marcan las 11:11 (Ere’ tú, mami), sí
Dime cómo hacemo’ entonce’ (Dime cómo)
Te busco y ando por la Monserrate (Brrum)
El blunt me patea, cogió karate
Y yo aquí pensando en preñarte (Jeje)
No hay arreglo si hago el disparate (¿Qué?)
Tú disparaste cuando apunté (Brr)
Ese toto e’ mi cherry, yo me la punté (Ey)
Dividiendo tus mare’ me siento Moisés (Ajá)
Y si te embarazo, pues, cachamo’ el [?] (De una), je
Qué chimba (Qué chimba)
Me gusta cuando en el palo se arreguinda
Tú mi Patico, baby, yo tu Pablo
Le prendo la fea al que toque a mi linda

Rico, adicto a tu toto
Me quitas las prenda’, yo te lo coloco
Le gusta lo caro, se moja si la toco (Uah)
Se baja los panty (Uah) y me mandó una foto (Uah)

Ante’ de mí estaba’ bien aburría’, como KAROL con FERXXO
Yo siempre te llevo al cielo, ma, como Chencho
Mi diosa, mi religión, también mi templo
No te miento, en verdad me estoy envolviendo
Tú ere’ mi putita, demasia’o ninfóma
Siempre que no te lo echo adentro tú te encabrona’
Linda en las rede’, más rica en persona
Tanta picheaera, indirecta’, pero es que nunca me menciona

Mándame la ubi, que voy a buscarte
Si no es contigo yo prefiero estar solo
Mami, pa’ hacerte, Dios tuvo que esforzarse
Hoy quiero chingarte, vamo’ a hacer una porno

Qué rico, adicto a tu toto
Te gusta lo caro y yo que brillo con co
Le gusta lo caro, se moja si la toco (Qué rico)
Se baja los panty y me manda una foto (Vea pues, sisas)

Le echo aceite por todo el culo, prende las velas, parece un ritual (Ey)
Compro un granizado, le mezclo una miel, qué rico; mi amor, hoy te quiero dar (Qué rico)
Es una ninfomaníaca, cómo me enredas por sexo (Uy)
Por ti fuera’ millonaria, como si lo cobrara’ de eso
Qué rico es comerte (Shh), acabé de darte y no quiero irme (Ah)
Primera cita, te fuiste en falda y te voleé dedo en el cine (Shh)
Meto mi yogurcito, se me para el chimbo y me lo llena de baba
Tiene un parecido a mis ex, siempre que la dejo, me llama (Jajaja)
Ella sí es muy sexy (Ja), de barrio, pero fresa
Hagámoslo en un jet ski, con vista a la represa (Ey)
Mi amor, tú ere’ mi puta, y también mi princesa (Shh)
Me encanta bajarle, se echó lubricante de fresa

Qué rico, yo estoy adicto a ese toto
Blanquita perico, achinao’ los ojo’ (Yeah)
Qué rico, yo estoy adicto a ese toto
Blanquita perico, achinao’ los ojo’
Qué rico, qué rico, qué rico ese totito
Más cuando está mojado, mi amor, por los besito’
Qué rico, qué rico, te juro, mi amorcito
Acérquese despacio, yo le meto un dedito

Jaja, Ave María, mi amor (Ay)
Aquí no sé qué decirle, venga, fluya (Jaja)
Venga, me hace el amor bien rico, mi reina, que
Usted sabe, en la cama, ¿pa’ qué hablar?
Las palabras sobran, ¿ah, no?
Siempre Blessd
Y esto es pa’ ti, tú sabes quién
Dímelo, Jara
Junto al Bendito
Mi amor, usted sabe, en cualquier puto ritmito
Sisas, La K (Eh-eh-eh, tú va’ a pensarme)
Este es el remix
Mejor dicho, Los Money Makers (Donde sea que esté’)
Prime, Deezy (Donde sea que esté’)
Money Makers (Miéntete, por más que pregunten)
(Si yo estoy con usted)

A Symphony of Styles: How Each Artist Adds to the Story

What makes the remix so brilliant is that it’s not just one person’s fantasy. It’s a posse cut where each artist steps up to the mic to add their own unique flavor to this shared obsession. It feels like a group of friends sharing stories, each one trying to one-up the other with their own vivid descriptions.

Anuel AA’s Trademark Bravado

When Anuel AA jumps on the track, he brings his signature mix of luxury, danger, and raw sexuality. He isn’t just talking about a hookup; he’s setting a whole scene. He’s talking about expensive watches (the AP), gold-plated Glocks, and the thrill of the forbidden. He cleverly contrasts the experience with him versus her current man.

Ese cabrón te dejó el corazón roto

That bastard left your heart broken
Ese carechimba no sabe culearte
That son of a bitch doesn’t know how to f–k you
No e’ lo mismo
It’s not the same
Que esté’ chingando con él, a que te lo meta Anuel
You f–king with him, as me putting it in you

It’s pure confidence. He’s positioning himself as the ultimate experience, the one who can not only heal her heartache but also provide an unforgettable physical encounter.

Luar La L’s Poetic Street Flow

Luar La L adds a slightly more romantic, yet equally intense, layer. His verse is full of clever pop culture references that somehow make the raw desire feel a little more personal. He sees them as an iconic duo.

Beyoncé y JAY-Z, JAY-Z y Beyoncé
Beyoncé and JAY-Z, JAY-Z and Beyoncé
Ere’ el deseo que pido cuando las aguja’ ‘el reloj marcan las 11:11
You’re the wish I make when the clock’s hands hit 11:11

See what he did there? He elevates her from just a physical object of desire to a wish, a destiny, all while keeping the gritty, street-level energy. It’s a fantastic contrast that adds depth to the track.

Blessd’s Closing Scene: The “Yogurcito” Moment

Blessd comes back at the end to deliver one of the most visual and explicit verses, grounding the whole fantasy in specific details. He talks about strawberry lubricant and doing it on a jet ski, painting a scene that’s both wild and oddly specific. And then we get to the song’s title:

Meto mi yogurcito, se me para el chimbo y me lo llena de baba
I put in my little yogurt, my d–k gets hard and she fills it with drool

The term “yogurcito” is a very direct and vulgar slang for semen, but in the context of the song, it represents the climax of all this built-up tension. It’s the final, messy, real moment after all the fantasy and longing. It’s blunt, it’s unapologetic, and it perfectly captures the track’s raw energy.

At its heart, “YOGURCITO REMIX” is an anthem for owning your desires. It’s a bold declaration of physical confidence and the electrifying power of an intense, mutual attraction. The song reminds us that there’s a primal, passionate side to all of us, and there’s a certain power in acknowledging and celebrating it without shame.

What do you think? Is this song just a dirty club track, or is there a deeper story about human desire being told here? I’d love to hear your take on it, as there are so many layers to unpack in this massive collaboration. Let’s discuss!

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